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Ain’t life just ducky, you mammy jammers? Another week of life goes by for 28,000 unborn babies and tens of thousands more from starvation, ‘war’ and other depravations perpetrated by uncaring governments. And here we go again….
POINT BLANK debuted this week on The Federal Observer to rave reviews and commentary by the viewing audience. It just goes to show you, that with provocative titles and titillating front page commentary – even so-called Christians, Patriots and conservative readers are tempted by National Enquirer tactics. Sex still sells!
Bush announced that he wants a “partnership” with Cousin Boris – uh – Putin, building “mutually beneficial” Star Wars technology. That’s great – they can develop five hundred million robots to follow them – oops – they’ve already got them. Sorry C3PO – both nations are already full of R2’s .
Tom Dash-Hell is still trying to buffalo bull-shit his way around DC – guess that they don’t buy his garbage in Custer country anymore. Hey Thom? Ever hear of the Sioux? You’re about to get scalped – while your buddy, the Bitch from Hell is about to meet her makers – the brave and powerful members of the New York City Police and Fire Departments – and you’ll discover that you pulled their hose just once too often. Put out that Fire!
Fears continue to grow about a massive oil shortage – don’t bet on it – they’ll just raise the price – and we’ll get pumped once more. The U.S. stock markets took it in the shorts as Merrill got Lynched to the tune of one hundred (million) large ones for having allowed their brokers to lie, cheat and steal from their clients! Oops! – their bottom line just took in the butt. …. And we’re afraid that this is just the tip of the cigar iceberg! Watch out – Aetna might just gatcha!
The U.S. dollar is going to get another face lift (oh goody – last time they gave each of our leaders new coiffs and makeovers) – new colorizations (call Ted Turner). This leads to the question – demonitization! Speculation abounds. We’ll keep our eyes on this one.
Nasdaq poised to smash post-9/11 lows, unleashing one of the worst selling panics since 1929!
Argentina’s banking customers assets have been frozen by ‘the State’. Japan is in a financial spiral and foreign investments in U.S. Securities are down 75% from a year ago. U.S. investors paper (read Wall St.) investments dumped and gold rose to above $320.00 per ounce. It’s moving upward now – but there’s still time to take advantage of relatively low prices – before the economic collapse of Alan Greenscam. Call Kettle Moraine (602-799-214) for your personal financial consultation if you feel the time is here to secure your bankroll (or what little may be left of it.) Don’t wait for the saved by the bell phone call from your Broker – for it’s you who will be broker!
The Food & Drug Administration has launched investigations into the NWO provider, VeriChip – seems like someone in the FDA is pissed that they didn’t get to review the product for approval. VeriChip stock falls early in the week by over 50%. Suckers!!!!!!
Moses calls for arming of pilots but Pharoah nixes the right of the pilots to pack heat for protection of their passengers and crew. Seems the elite – who all have bodyguards – don’t seem to give a damn about Joe and Mary six-pack (I prefer Chivas). The Airline Pilots’ Security Alliance, along with continued support from The Federal Observer will continue their fight in the District of Cronies!
The illegal exodus from Mexico continues with bigger numbers each day, while the spineless wonders in D.C. drink margaritas and have lunch at del Taco Bel Loco. Armed members of the Mexican Army are now protecting U.S. borders – to insure that their peeples get across safely onto American soil – and they are shooting at our border patrol folks. Let’s give ’em a fire fight they’ll not forget – hotter than a sport pepper in your chimichanga! Chippies and salsa anyone?
On the Federal Employee front, the Post Office (although not technically a gubm’nt agency) gains the right to snoop in your mail (like they haven’t been doing it already) and workers at Ft. Detrick (home of the fluoride debacle of the 1940’s, ) are being given lie detector tests to see if they tried to poison us (see previous comment in brackets).
Cancer rates are expected to double by mid-century while we continue to poison ourselves with fried foods from Mickey Kings and the delivery Queens. Do yourself a favor and review the archives of To Health With You – you might live a lot longer! And unless you can’t stand the truth – stay away from prescribed drugs – after all – they are drugs.
On a personal note, Louis Turner signed on as Assistant Editor for The Federal Observer. We are glad and proud to have the assistance of this great American – for God and Country.
Finally, as we go to press tonight, we look to this weekend for several reasons:
* First, to pay homage for all those who have served this nation in times of strife and who have paid the ultimate sacrifice so that we may be here today to carry on. May you rest in Peace at the side of the Almighty, Chris Lucci.
* Secondly, as we prepare to Meet Joe Black ~ ‘Ambassador for the game and life’ for the final time on this earth.
Until the morn….
Without apology, I am
