Christmas, Christmas time is here,
Time for toys and time for cheer.
We’ve been good, unlike the Biden regime,
Tired ol’ Joe will run out of steam.
We can hardly stand the wait…
Please Christmas, don’t be late.

Hunter wants a big wheel to pedal,
Justice has some Biden crimes to settle.
DeSantis is bobbling his campaign,
He needs boots in the race to remain.
We can hardly stand the wait…
Please Christmas, don’t be late.

Okay, Barbie you’re up!

I want a car that does not flame
Climate change hucksters are to blame.
I want a paddle board that doesn’t drown me,
—and a MAGA president who will astound me!
We can hardly stand the wait…
Please Christmas, don’t be late.

Rock ‘em Sock ‘em in the debate,
Ramaswamy attracted Haley’s hate.
Hillary wants more lies about Trump,
We’ll all call her the Christmas grump.
We can hardly stand the wait…
Please Christmas, don’t be late.

Merry Christmas from

Tina and Ben Garrison
grrrgraphics.com
December 20, 2023