The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase…

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than jou.“

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than jou.“

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did.“

Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than jou in the bed.“

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora….”The gardener did.“

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”