In June of 2011, Anthony Weiner had announced his bid for President. He had chosen Eric Holder as his running mate. Make sure to hurry out and get your ‘Weiner-Holder‘ bumper sticker. The following was our satirical approach to the issue… but one could only IMAGINE what we might do with a similar approach to Kamala Harris! ~ JB
The whole damned country is living in La La land!
YUP, that’s about it. The whole damned country is living nothing but a fantasy. Fairyland on stilts – looking over the fence to see who is screwing the next door neighbor’s wife, while her hubby is down the street boinking some other gal.
Ten years ago this month, I was in the final stages of developing the Federal Observer. It’s hey-day came and went like a lighting bug in the ‘burbs of Chicaga. We were basically done within three years. Today it’s purpose is merely old habit I suspect – just something that I can refer to on my (then) daily broadcast, “Life, Liberty & All That Jazz“.
Since our first day of publication, the delusional attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon have taken place, and America had the final nail of her coffin, shoved right up it’s ass.
“Why, Mr. Bennett… do you REALLY have to use such vulgar language?”
Yup – sure do – America (its people) no longer answer to anything but vulgarity and pornography. The nation and its people no longer have any morals, nor backbone. No pun intended toward the Representative from New Yawk, but frankly – we are now nothing but a nation of (Anthony) Wieners – and most Ameri-cant’s should be circumcised – from the neck up. There is nothing there. Hello!!!!!
My good friend and contributing columnist, Neal Ross has hit the nail on the head with his latest, and possibly final columns, but for one omission – America is not deserving of the efforts of the many, who awaken each day, face the problems of the nation – let alone their families – and continue to fight to awaken a sleeping bunch of idiots – AMERICANS!
The point being, that why should any of us continue? Many of you don’t give a damn – this is just a place to come and read what others are saying about the same concerns you have for your children and grandchildren – but you don’t do a goddamned thing about it for yourselves. I suspect it’s because you are waiting for someone else to do it for you.
Does this upset you? Have I disturbed your delicate balance? Well hell, if the foo shits – then wear it!
Will the Federal Observer see (another) year? Why? So that we might “celebrate” (or is it “commemorate”?) the twentieth anniversary of 9/11. I’ll remember it all right – as the day that the united States of America willingly gave up their final freedoms and liberties – all for a bit of safety. What a bunch of whimpering idiots!
With the aftermath and the cleanup of that tragic day, came the Patriot Act and Homeland Security – what goddamned jokes they are. Security my azz – it let in a bunch of thugs, such as those raping America today from their ivory palaces in Washington DeCeit.
For some of you, getting groped at the airport is your idea of public foreplay. Maybe you are merely exhibitionists, looking for some sexual activity on the runway…
Oh well, you are used to getting screwed by your handlers anyway….
As we reach the end of this road, I’ll see you at Sundown.
Without Apology I am,
Jeffrey Bennett
~ About the Author ~
A veteran of Viet Nam, student of history (both American and film), Jeffrey Bennett has broadcast for over 24 years years as host of various programs and has been considered the voice of reason on the alternative media – providing a unique and distinctive broadcast style, including topics such as health and wellness, news, financial well-being, political satire (with a twist), education and editorial commentary on current events through the teaching of history. In addition, he is the CEO of Kettle Moraine, Ltd.