There were two Roman statues standing, facing each other, to the entrance of a huge flower garden. A statue of a nude male & nude female. One day a fairy godmother appeared and had to do a good deed to keep her wings. She took out her magic wand and brought both the statues to life. She told them they could live any wish they wanted to for 10 minutes but then they had to go back being statues again.

The statues grabbed each others hands and took off running to the nearist bushes. The bushes started shaking and all kinds of moans and groans were coming out of them for 5 minutes. Then the male nude says to the female nude, “Damn, I’ve been waiting 3000 years to do this!”

The female nude said, “I know what you mean, I’ve been waiting just as long!”

Then the female nude says, “We only have 5 minutes left and it’s my turn, this time you hold the pigeon and let me s**t on him!”

Larry Allen
September 21, 2011