From Hope to Hype!

February 16, 2009In the four weeks since AKA ascended to the Throne of the Perpetual Monarchy, he has appeared on television as an entertainment commentator, done two press conferences, whereby he openly reminded the public and CON-gress of just who won the 2008 Selection campaign, and crammed a few questionable Executive orders down the throats of America. And that still doesn’t count the on-going rape of America, of which can be read about far too frequently on the pages of the Federal Observer, and many, many, many, many other publications around the world.

Valentine’s Day 2009 has come and gone, and the love affair with ‘The One’ may be over. I read over the weekend that;

1) the American people were against the February Economic Stimulus Package (which is to say that there will soon be more) by a margin of 9 to 1;

2) due to the fact that Rip Van Winkle is a little shy is the shagging department lately, a larger than usual segment of the American public has awaken from their long-winter nap, and said, “WOW! I could have had a V-8”

3) ‘The Deliverer’s’ approval ratings are tanking faster than Jr.’s did, when he said that he was going to “get Sadaam.”

You bought the hype of the three-ring circus. John Ringling North would have loved this act. And how about Texas Guinan? “Hello Suckers! Leave your wallets on the bar.”

For all of, you schmucks should have had a cyanide-laced V-8 – you fell for the oldest trick in the book – a highly polished, slicky-boy, bullshit artist, who could have been the greatest used-car salesman of all time, but instead chose to be responsible for the sale of a whole hellofalot of guns and ammo. You bought the hype hook, line and – I afraid – sinker! De wars be cummin’ mutha fuggah!

Oh, don’t misunderstand, the Elmer Gantry of the polecat (that’s political to you) wars, was/is no better or worse than the tired old retread husband of Budweiser fame and fortune in Arizona – except that McPain would have at least been sleeping these past four weeks, which is certainly more preferential than watching your (p)resident become an instant TV star in Momuthahfuggahjad’s land the first week out of the shoot.

And how about the wifey – a spread in Vogue? Well, better than Playboy – I think! No – better not at all.

Well, we have a long way to go, but AKA is going to make sure that it takes a short-time to get there (sorry Jerry). Your final destination, should you choose to go on the journey, is the Twilight Zone.

Oops! Missed that train. Can I get a ticket to Oblivion instead?

Without Apology we’re all,


Jeffrey Bennett

~ About the Author ~
A veteran of Viet Nam, student of history (both American and film), Jeffrey Bennett has broadcast for over 24 years years as host of various programs and has been considered the voice of reason on the alternative media – providing a unique and distinctive broadcast style, including topics such as health and wellness, news, financial well-being, political satire (with a twist), education and editorial commentary on current events through the teaching of history. In addition, he is the CEO of Kettle Moraine, Ltd.

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